{"id":6162,"date":"2012-10-04T23:24:29","date_gmt":"2012-10-05T06:24:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=6162"},"modified":"2012-10-04T23:25:31","modified_gmt":"2012-10-05T06:25:31","slug":"oh-no-she-didnt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/oh-no-she-didnt\/","title":{"rendered":"A new low"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I did something today I&#8217;ve never done before. I bought a bra&#8230; at the drug store! I wasn&#8217;t looking for underwear but there it was, on a hanger just like at the mall stores. It was the same style that I wear. There was only one left. And it was my size. It was meant to be! I was either lucky to get the last bra, or I&#8217;ve hit a new low in lingerie selection. Waiting in the checkout line, all I could think was please, don&#8217;t let this be the day someone sees me and says, &#8220;Hey, aren&#8217;t you Jenny Jones? I used to watch your talk show,&#8221; while their inside voice is saying, &#8220;How sad. Jenny must have hit some hard times buying her underwear at Walgreens!&#8221; I haven&#8217;t tried it on yet (how about some fitting rooms at the drug store?) but it looks like a good bra. And when there&#8217;s only one left of anything, it always means it&#8217;s something good, right? &#8230;except when you&#8217;re buying fish.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I did something today I&#8217;ve never done before. I bought a bra&#8230; at the drug store! I wasn&#8217;t looking for underwear but there it was, on a hanger just like at the mall stores. It was the same style that I wear. There was only one left. And it was my size. It was meant [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dear-diary"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6162","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6162"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6162\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6167,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6162\/revisions\/6167"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}