{"id":6273,"date":"2012-11-01T13:01:20","date_gmt":"2012-11-01T20:01:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=6273"},"modified":"2012-11-01T14:42:42","modified_gmt":"2012-11-01T21:42:42","slug":"we-wont-do-this-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/we-wont-do-this-again\/","title":{"rendered":"We won’t do this again"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>“Let’s go see Book of Mormon,” I said.<\/p>\n

“It’s playing at the Pantages in Hollywood,” I said.<\/p>\n

“Let’s go Halloween night,” I said. “No one goes to the theater on Halloween.”<\/p>\n

“Com’on! It’ll be fun. All the Halloween craziness will be down on Santa Monica.”<\/p>\n

“Puhleeeeze? I promise, it’s not a mistake to go to Hollywood on Halloween night.”<\/p>\n

“No, we have to go. I already got the tickets.”<\/p>\n

“Don’t worry. Traffic will be fine. You’ll thank me later.”<\/p>\n

“Stop worrying. What could go wrong?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Let’s go see Book of Mormon,” I said. “It’s playing at the Pantages in Hollywood,” I said. “Let’s go Halloween night,” I said. “No one goes to the theater on Halloween.” “Com’on! It’ll be fun. All the Halloween craziness will be down on Santa Monica.” “Puhleeeeze? I promise, it’s not a mistake to go to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6273","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dear-diary"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6273","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6273"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6273\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6279,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6273\/revisions\/6279"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6273"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6273"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6273"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}