{"id":655,"date":"2010-06-01T11:41:44","date_gmt":"2010-06-01T18:41:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=655"},"modified":"2014-05-27T18:00:54","modified_gmt":"2014-05-28T01:00:54","slug":"this-is-not-a-buffet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/this-is-not-a-buffet\/","title":{"rendered":"This is not a buffet!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/IMG_1948.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-654\" title=\"Buffet\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/IMG_1948-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"100\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/IMG_1948-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/IMG_1948.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>I just planted some flowers on the hill behind my house and today I looked out and this deer is stuffing her fat face with everything she can find. \u00a0I kept yelling, &#8220;Go away! This is not a buffet!&#8221; She didn&#8217;t even look up. So I barked, trying to sound like a coyote and not a chihuahua, and she finally looked up, still chewing, as if to say, &#8220;What&#8217;s all the racket? Can you hold it down, \u00a0I&#8217;m trying to have lunch here.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just planted some flowers on the hill behind my house and today I looked out and this deer is stuffing her fat face with everything she can find. \u00a0I kept yelling, &#8220;Go away! This is not a buffet!&#8221; She didn&#8217;t even look up. So I barked, trying to sound like a coyote and not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-655","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-backyard"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/655","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=655"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/655\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":659,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/655\/revisions\/659"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=655"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=655"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=655"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}