{"id":673,"date":"2010-06-04T14:00:12","date_gmt":"2010-06-04T21:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=673"},"modified":"2014-05-27T18:00:17","modified_gmt":"2014-05-28T01:00:17","slug":"i-hate-squirrels","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/i-hate-squirrels\/","title":{"rendered":"I hate squirrels"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>I said, “Bring it,” and he brought it, and some of his friends, apparently. \u00a0This morning there were four apples on the ground, mostly eaten. \u00a0I put away my plastic hawk last night because it scared away all our beautiful birds and I wrapped the apple tree with netting. \u00a0They ate the apples right through the netting. Last year they ate my plums. So I found a special formula to spray on the apples that includes vinegar, canola oil, soap, tabasco, and mustard. Let’s see how my thieving little rodents like them apples!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I said, “Bring it,” and he brought it, and some of his friends, apparently. \u00a0This morning there were four apples on the ground, mostly eaten. \u00a0I put away my plastic hawk last night because it scared away all our beautiful birds and I wrapped the apple tree with netting. \u00a0They ate the apples right through […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-673","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-backyard"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t