{"id":7243,"date":"2013-10-28T18:30:41","date_gmt":"2013-10-29T01:30:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=7243"},"modified":"2013-10-29T04:55:23","modified_gmt":"2013-10-29T11:55:23","slug":"you-can-trust-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/you-can-trust-me\/","title":{"rendered":"You can trust me."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/IMG_93191.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7245\" title=\"IMG_9319\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/IMG_93191.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"315\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/IMG_93191.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/IMG_93191-300x189.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8220;Please&#8230; take me with you! I want to live with you in California. I&#8217;ve already packed some toiletries and I know there&#8217;s room in your purse. I&#8217;ll be good. Look at this innocent face. You can trust me. Puh-leeeze?!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Do I look like I would eat your tomatoes and peaches and pomegranates? No way! \u00a0 I have food allergies. Eat a peach and I&#8217;ll blow up like a balloon. Besides, I&#8217;m not really a squirrel &#8211; I&#8217;m a cat. \u00a0This is a Halloween costume. Booo! Now open up that purse!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Please&#8230; take me with you! I want to live with you in California. I&#8217;ve already packed some toiletries and I know there&#8217;s room in your purse. I&#8217;ll be good. Look at this innocent face. You can trust me. Puh-leeeze?! Do I look like I would eat your tomatoes and peaches and pomegranates? No way! \u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7243","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dear-diary"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7243","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7243"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7243\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7249,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7243\/revisions\/7249"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7243"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7243"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7243"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}