{"id":7521,"date":"2014-07-28T14:40:26","date_gmt":"2014-07-28T21:40:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=7521"},"modified":"2014-07-28T14:40:26","modified_gmt":"2014-07-28T21:40:26","slug":"are-you-mocking-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/are-you-mocking-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Are you mocking me?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/IMG_6478.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7522\" title=\"IMG_6478\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/IMG_6478.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"301\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/IMG_6478.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/IMG_6478-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t like this squirrel&#8217;s attitude. After investing money is a plastic hawk, it still wasn&#8217;t enough to scare off this mangy, rat-faced, no-good, low-life, beady-eyed, scum-sucking, apple-stealing squirrel. I placed the hawk there couple of weeks ago and apparently, it&#8217;s just an inconvenience. Now instead of running along the stone wall, the furry rodents have to detour around the bird and scale down the side to get to my apples.<\/p>\n<p>Now I think he&#8217;s mocking me. What he doesn&#8217;t know is that last Sunday, four coyotes walked by the same spot. The hawk may be fake but those coyotes are real. And hungry. Instead of \u00a0sitting there watching the hawk&#8217;s back, you&#8217;d better watch your own. I saw a bobcat around too. &#8220;Here, kittty, kitty, kitty&#8230;&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t like this squirrel&#8217;s attitude. 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