{"id":7530,"date":"2014-08-27T20:29:38","date_gmt":"2014-08-28T03:29:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=7530"},"modified":"2014-08-27T20:29:38","modified_gmt":"2014-08-28T03:29:38","slug":"no-botulism-yet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/no-botulism-yet\/","title":{"rendered":"No botulism yet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here is a conversation that took place last week at a popular local Italian deli\/restaurant in Burbank.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Me:<\/span> What&#8217;s your best imported Italian pizza sauce?<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">He:<\/span> It&#8217;s Cento, in the cans right over there. It&#8217;s the best.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Me:<\/span> I found the pizza sauce but all the cans are dented. I mean really dented, like somebody used them to play kickball. I don&#8217;t want to buy dented cans.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">He:<\/span> I don&#8217;t blame you. You can get really sick.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Me:<\/span> Those cans are really mangled. Nobody is going to buy them.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">He:<\/span> That&#8217;s okay. If they don&#8217;t sell after about three months, they take them in the back and make marinara sauce for the restaurant.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Me: <\/span>With the dented cans?!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">He:<\/span> We&#8217;ve been here over 40 years &#8211; nobody got sick yet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here is a conversation that took place last week at a popular local Italian deli\/restaurant in Burbank. Me: What&#8217;s your best imported Italian pizza sauce? He: It&#8217;s Cento, in the cans right over there. It&#8217;s the best. Me: I found the pizza sauce but all the cans are dented. I mean really dented, like somebody [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7530","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dear-diary"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7530","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7530"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7530\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7533,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7530\/revisions\/7533"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7530"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7530"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7530"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}