{"id":7552,"date":"2014-09-27T12:27:11","date_gmt":"2014-09-27T19:27:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=7552"},"modified":"2014-10-26T12:06:53","modified_gmt":"2014-10-26T19:06:53","slug":"oops-youre-back-early","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/oops-youre-back-early\/","title":{"rendered":"Oops, you’re back early."},"content":{"rendered":"

We went on a road trip! It was so much fun. We drove all the way to Vancouver, British Columbia and I learned a lot on this trip. I learned that sitting in a car for eight hours is not that hard. The hard part is getting out. My first few steps out of the car, I looked like someone recovering from a bad fall… who was just learning how to walk again. But that aside, we really had fun. \u00a0Denis and I were together 24\/7 and we were still friends when we got back.<\/p>\n

What I missed most of all was my cooking, and my beautiful house. We came back a day early and the first thing I did was go out to the backyard to see my garden. I wasn’t surprised to see a \u00a0squirrel but he was definitely surprised to see me. He froze for a moment and stared at me thinking, “Oops, you’re back early. And yes, I have one of your apples in my mouth. Goodbye.” He didn’t run. He flew across the yard so fast all I could catch was his tail flying by faster than we drove on our trip.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>He ran up a tree, looked back once (I’m pretty sure he thumbed his nose) and disappeared. Seeing him made me realize I needed to check my pomegranate tree because the fruit will be ripe soon and I don’t want this mangy, rat-faced, no-good, low-life, beady-eyed, scum-sucking, apple-stealing squirrel to get my pomegranates. Too late.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>I know squirrel teeth marks when I see them. But the pomegranates were still green! So now I was forced to pick all the green ones off the tree and try to ripen them in a window. There were only two that even started to turn red but he hollowed them both out. It’s too painful. I decided to remove the tree and buy my pomegranates at the store. I can plant some flowers there and at least there will be something nice to look at… until the deer show up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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