{"id":7573,"date":"2014-11-27T10:19:58","date_gmt":"2014-11-27T18:19:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=7573"},"modified":"2014-11-27T10:19:58","modified_gmt":"2014-11-27T18:19:58","slug":"why-im-grateful","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/why-im-grateful\/","title":{"rendered":"Why I’m Grateful"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Happy-Thanksgiving-\"<\/a>
\nFirst of all, Happy Thanksgiving to everyone!
\nIt’s a day to be grateful and I have much to be grateful for.
\n1) Squirrels are hybernating.
\n2) I don’t have to wear Spanx.
\n3) I have never bought anything “as seen on TV.”
\n4)\u00a0I can still drive at night.
\n5) There’s a TV in my bathroom.
\n6) TMZ doesn’t know where I live.
\n7) I will always be older than Cher.
\n8) I will never be a vegan.
\n9) No one recognizes me at Target.
\n10) They make 3-ply toilet paper.<\/p>\n

Have a great Thanksgiving, everyone. I’ll be cooking all day and loving it.
\nComing soon: A brand new website… I can’t wait!! \ud83d\ude42 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

First of all, Happy Thanksgiving to everyone! It’s a day to be grateful and I have much to be grateful for. 1) Squirrels are hybernating. 2) I don’t have to wear Spanx. 3) I have never bought anything “as seen on TV.” 4)\u00a0I can still drive at night. 5) There’s a TV in my bathroom. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7573","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t