{"id":7904,"date":"2016-08-30T14:49:48","date_gmt":"2016-08-30T21:49:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=7904"},"modified":"2017-05-08T20:44:34","modified_gmt":"2017-05-09T03:44:34","slug":"i-cant-throw-them-away","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/i-cant-throw-them-away\/","title":{"rendered":"I Can&#8217;t Throw Them Away"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/honey_bottles.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-7905 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/honey_bottles.jpg\" alt=\"Honey Bottles\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/honey_bottles.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/honey_bottles-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/honey_bottles-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/honey_bottles-1024x683.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>What is my problem? I can&#8217;t throw things away! Those cute plastic bottles that honey comes in? I have twenty-seven! After my next batch of granola bars, it&#8217;ll be 28! And a good jar with a lid that screws on tight? I can&#8217;t throw them away! I need a bigger kitchen.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not just my kitchen items. This is much bigger than that. I have wrapping paper from 1985; Rubber bands spilling out of a shoe box; Pieces of fabric from dresses I sewed in the 70s; Did you know old socks make good cleaning rags? I digress. I also have: Cookbooks that use ingredients they don&#8217;t even make any more; Keys that don&#8217;t open anything&#8230; but you never know; Plastic forks from my 40th birthday party; Enough pieces of string\u00a0for any\u00a0possible things that need to be tied up&#8230; until I die.<\/p>\n<p>Am I the only one?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jenny Jones can&#8217;t throw anything away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7904","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7904","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7904"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7904\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7949,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7904\/revisions\/7949"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7904"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7904"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7904"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}