{"id":8343,"date":"2019-09-23T12:00:56","date_gmt":"2019-09-23T19:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=8343"},"modified":"2020-12-31T07:58:30","modified_gmt":"2020-12-31T15:58:30","slug":"the-worst-place-to-find-a-spider","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/the-worst-place-to-find-a-spider\/","title":{"rendered":"The Worst Place To Find a Spider"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Here are my Ten Worst Places to Find a Spider. Did I miss any?<\/p>\n

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  1. On a doorknob<\/li>\n
  2. On the toilet seat<\/li>\n
  3. In your underwear drawer<\/li>\n
  4. In your salad<\/li>\n
  5. Floating in the bottom of your cereal bowl<\/li>\n
  6. On the ceiling over your bed<\/li>\n
  7. In your hair<\/li>\n
  8. Under your pillow<\/li>\n
  9. On your face when you wake up<\/li>\n
  10. Finding half a spider in the rest of your sandwich<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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