It\u2019s 2021 and Santa got woke
\nSaying he regrets some things that he spoke
\n\u201cHo Ho Ho\u201d he will utter no more
\nSince one woman accused him of calling her a whore.<\/p>\n
\u201cHe sees you when you\u2019re sleeping\u2026\u201d
\nIs a phrase not to spout.
\nIt seems the very idea
\nWas freaking people out.<\/p>\n
He no longer asks if you\u2019ve been naughty or nice
\nIt got Santa in trouble and he\u2019s paying a price
\nSeems he kept a secret list of naughty co-eds
\nAnd that did not sit well with the Feds.<\/p>\n
Santa got a lawyer and then he cut a deal.
\nHe rolled on the elves. S**t got real!
\nThey were stealing candy canes and eating them too.
\nNow there are cameras, watching everything they do.<\/p>\n
So things are back on track, good news for me and you. It\u2019s 2021 and Santa got woke Saying he regrets some things that he spoke \u201cHo Ho Ho\u201d he will utter no more Since one woman accused him of calling her a whore. \u201cHe sees you when you\u2019re sleeping\u2026\u201d Is a phrase not to spout. It seems the very idea Was freaking people out. He no […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[73,23],"class_list":["post-8543","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-funny-christmas-poem","tag-jenny-jones"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t
\nI wish you all a Merry Christmas<\/span> and a Happy 2022<\/span>. \ud83c\udf89<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"