{"id":8640,"date":"2024-12-25T09:16:31","date_gmt":"2024-12-25T17:16:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=8640"},"modified":"2024-12-25T09:46:49","modified_gmt":"2024-12-25T17:46:49","slug":"my-christmas-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/my-christmas-poem\/","title":{"rendered":"My Christmas Poem"},"content":{"rendered":"

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My Beef With Santa<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hey Santa, What\u2019s up Dawg? You chillin\u2019 tonight?
\nDon\u2019t get too cozy, \u2018cuz I\u2019m about to pick a fight.<\/p>\n

I didn\u2019t get bupkus last year, thanks to you
\nI wrote you a letter \u2013 how much good did THAT do?<\/p>\n

You\u2019re lucky you\u2019re up north and not down here,
\nI would kick your ass. Somebody hold my beer!<\/p>\n

Listen, fat man, you better stop slackin
\nDeliver the goods or bad things can happen.<\/p>\n

Just bring me my stuff \u2013 I am not jokin\u2019
\nIf not, you may have to sleep with one eye open. \ud83d\udc40<\/p>\n

I\u2019ve been planning revenge through most of the year
\nBe a shame if something happened to one of your reindeer.<\/p>\n

I\u2019d be careful before drinking that next shot of eggnog,
\nAnd you may want to protect your precious little yule log.<\/p>\n

My list this year is the same as my last one.
\nI\u2019ve made my point, so don\u2019t pull a fast one.<\/p>\n

Just bring the nail clippers and hat \u2013 no games or schemes
\nOr I will haunt you and your elves every night in your dreams. \ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n

Now I\u2019m sorry for causing you all this stress
\nCuz I just found those things at CVS.<\/p>\n

I still love you, Santa! \ud83d\ude0d<\/p>\n

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My Beef With Santa Hey Santa, What\u2019s up Dawg? You chillin\u2019 tonight? Don\u2019t get too cozy, \u2018cuz I\u2019m about to pick a fight. I didn\u2019t get bupkus last year, thanks to you I wrote you a letter \u2013 how much good did THAT do? You\u2019re lucky you\u2019re up north and not down here, I would […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8640","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t