{"id":988,"date":"2010-07-25T12:03:09","date_gmt":"2010-07-25T19:03:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=988"},"modified":"2010-07-25T20:57:45","modified_gmt":"2010-07-26T03:57:45","slug":"what-if-somebody-sees-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/what-if-somebody-sees-you\/","title":{"rendered":"What if somebody sees you?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I bought a skirt at the drug store. \u00a0At the drug store! Is that wrong? \u00a0Was I just conned? They had a rack of summer skirts for $9.99 \u00a0right at the entry door. \u00a0I noticed it when I walked in but thought, &#8220;What kind of people are buying clothes at the pharmacy? For God sakes, go to Target, or Ross, or Kohls if you&#8217;re broke but not Walgreens. Have we lost our sense of dignity?&#8221; \u00a0I stuck my nose in the air and passed by the display of colorful skirts. \u00a0But one caught my eye so I stopped, looked back and saw a black &amp; white one that would go perfectly with a new top I just got. All of a sudden, I felt a little extra weight on my shoulders. &#8220;It can&#8217;t hurt to look,&#8221; said the left side. &#8220;This is a drug store!&#8221; said the right. &#8220;Where&#8217;s your pride? What if somebody sees you?&#8221; \u00a0 I was paralyzed with indecision, but that skirt was so cute &#8211; they all were. \u00a0I started inching towards the rack, stopped, turned back, turned around again, hoping people would think I forgot my keys. When no one was around, I finally walked over &amp; looked through the skirts &#8211; this one was so soft and summery but would it fit? \u00a0I looked for a mirror to get a full view but there was none. \u00a0And what kind of a drug store has no fitting room? I took my chances and bought it, hoping no one I knew would walk in at that moment, praying that it fit so I would never be in the position of returning clothes to Walgreens. When I got home I tried it on and it fit. I love my new skirt! Then I remembered another cute green one that I also liked and besides, I could always use more floss. I&#8217;m going back.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I bought a skirt at the drug store. \u00a0At the drug store! Is that wrong? \u00a0Was I just conned? They had a rack of summer skirts for $9.99 \u00a0right at the entry door. \u00a0I noticed it when I walked in but thought, &#8220;What kind of people are buying clothes at the pharmacy? For God sakes, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-988","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dear-diary"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/988","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=988"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/988\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":993,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/988\/revisions\/993"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}