It looks like we have a new look-a-like candidate: Bozo.
The hair color is right.
Sometimes Denis is afraid of me.
And I’ve been called a tramp. This could work.
Here are some of my favorites so far. Keep ’em coming…
p.s. Sorry the site was down last night. Problem fixed.
I’m putting together a new “Fun Photos” page for the website. I have quite a few unique pictures that area screaming for a caption, especially this photo of me. So I’m looking for ideas. And don’t worry about hurting my feelings.
Sticks and Stones, baby! Bring it!
The new section should be up in a week or two.
My newest pet peeve is when I’m watching a show on TV, focusing on the storyline, and just when it gets interesting all of a sudden some guy pops up at the bottom of the screen, walkin’ around down there waving his arms like he has an urgent message I need to know, and then here comes the name of the show, what time it’s on, and blah, blah, blah. Who cares? This is so annoying! I refuse to watch any show that I see promo’d like that. I’ll show them. I guess they’ve figured out that no one is watching commercials any more so now I am being forced to endure these rude interruptions to my favorite shows. And they’re not tiny – they take up half the screen! So now I’m forming a new coalition called B.A.S.T.A.R.D.S (Boycotting All Shows That Are Run Down-Screen). Who’s in?
We’re having a heat wave, a tropical heat wave… well not exactly tropical but it’s 100 degrees.
• It’s hotter than two rats humping in a wool sock.
• It’s hotter than a snake’s ass in a wagon rut.
• It’s hotter than the flames under Mel Gibson’s career.
The heat hasn’t hurt my little yellow grape tomatoes. We’re having awesome salads every day!
My popcorn hull seems to have moved on so my day was not a total floss.
-Dad gummit! I think it’s gone.
-I think I feel it again… What the hull?!?
-To tell the tooth, I’m not really sure.