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Here are my Ten Worst Places to Find a Spider. Did I miss any?

1. On a doorknob
2. On the toilet seat
3. In your underwear drawer
4. In your salad
5. Floating in the bottom of your cereal bowl
6. On the ceiling over your bed
7. In your hair
8. Under your pillow
9. On your face when you wake up
10. Finding half a spider in the rest of your sandwich