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🎄 My Christmas Poem 🎄

It’s 2021 and Santa got woke
Saying he regrets some things that he spoke
“Ho Ho Ho” he will utter no more
Since one woman accused him of calling her a whore.

“He sees you when you’re sleeping…”
Is a phrase not to spout.
It seems the very idea
Was freaking people out.

He no longer asks if you’ve been naughty or nice
It got Santa in trouble and he’s paying a price
Seems he kept a secret list of naughty co-eds
And that did not sit well with the Feds.

Santa got a lawyer and then he cut a deal.
He rolled on the elves. S**t got real!
They were stealing candy canes and eating them too.
Now there are cameras, watching everything they do.

So things are back on track, good news for me and you.
I wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy 2022. 🎉

7 Responses

  1. Tiamet Webb says:

    This was awesome!!! I’m so happy to have found your personal blog. You are a rare gem, a Renaissance woman, with a tiny sailor sitting on a potty—somewhere on your tongue! Love you!

  2. Charlotte says:

    Jenny- not only are your recipes amazing- you are also hilarious!! 10/10 in my books!

  3. Michael says:

    This is too funny, and I love how Jenny still has the mind of a comedian. I grew up watching the talk show, it was part of prime time TV when I was growing up. The world will always love and remember you Jenny. Keep up the good work!

  4. Sue says:

    Poor Santa! Not you too!! Great poem Jenny!!😂

  5. PEPJenni says:

    What an amazing life of triumph and determination. So glad you survived, thrive and kept your sense of humor. Thank you for sharing with us, your fans.

    Much respect, StepJB.

  6. SherriNDallasTx says:

    I’m so excited to see that you’re still in contact with us…your fans! You mention doing cooking videos during the pandemic, but the last video I ever saw was your meatloaf on YTube back in 2018. Where are you posting your cooking videos now? Are you still staying with healthy cooking like you used to? My trying different types of searches on YTube with your name has never yielded results. I’ve missed your cooking videos and hope I can hear back where you’re posting them now!!
    Merry Christmas!

  7. Daphne says:

    Thanks for all who you are and all that you do. You’re an amazing inspiration to all.

    Merry Christmas to you and yours!

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