Maybe it’s the romantic ocean breezes here in California because I see things. Nasty things. There are things going on out here, in broad daylight, and they don’t even try to hide when I sneak up and yell, “Get a room!”
I think this one needs a caption…
Look what I got for Valentine’s Day!
He loves me.
I know he does because…
1) He takes out the trash.
2) I went to the mall once without my wallet and he drove there and rendezvous’d with me in the parking lot, handed me my wallet, and drove home.
3) He’s not afraid of big spiders.
That’s all I need… and the chocolates.
February is Black History Month – a good time to recognize just some of the things we take for granted every day that were invented by black people:
Air conditioning
Blood bank
Carbon-filament light bulb
Cell phone
Clothes dryer
Doorknob
Elevator
Fire escape ladder
Fire extinguisher
First open heart surgery
Fitted sheet
Folding chair
Fountain pen
Gas mask
Golf tee
Guitar
Hairbrush
Horseshoe
Internal combustion engine
Ironing board
Key chain
Lawn mower
Lock
Mailbox
Peanut butter
Pencil sharpener
Potato chips
Printing press
Railroad switch
Refrigerator
Rotary engine
Scaffolding
Spark plug
Spring seat for cars
Stethoscope
Street sweeper
Traffic light
Typewriter
“I wish it would stop raining in PA; it looks like I’m 4 wheeling with it! 🙂 I love this car!!”
CANADA
CALIFORNIA
U.S.A.