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A new job for my plastic hawk

The gardeners just knocked on the door to tell me they found another rattlesnake. They always get out their camera-phones and take pictures.  Did I mention there was a regular (non-rattle) snake here last week, sunning himself on the air conditioner?  It’s thoughtful of the gardeners to come and show me their catch every time, usually dangling at the end of a rake.  It’s the second rattlesnake this season and it was right next to my tomato plant!  What am I supposed to do?  What eats snakes?  I know… hawks!  I have a new job for my plastic hawk.

3 Responses

  1. Rhonda says:

    Mothballs maybe?

  2. MrsNews says:

    I’m not sure but I think your hawk only works for plastic snakes….call Billy the Exterminator…oh he is in Missippissi! You are on your own!! That’s what gardeners are for…let them pick the tomatoes!!


  3. Anonymous says:

    O M G….HELL no…uh huh…NO WAY!!!!! The tomatoes would have to fend for themselves!!! Let the gardeners pick them!! LOL

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