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I hate you.

What happened?

No more peaches on the tree?

“No problem. I’ll just grab an apple!”

I hate you.

Stop grabbing my apples!!!

How about if I come down and grab your nuts?

5 Responses

  1. Rhonda says:

    Jenny, I was reading where you were looking for a plastic snake. I think a rubber snake would work too. I found this and thought you might want to take a look at it if you haven’t found one yet. I’m sure you can find what you are looking for online. Hope this helps 🙂

  2. sue says:

    O.K. now you’re telling me the squirrel is not only a… mangy, rat-faced, no-good, low-life, beady-eyed, scum-sucking, peach-stealing squirrel, (take a deep breath) but; also a pervert too???? OH Good Lord!! God help that squirrel! You are in trouble dude!! 😉

    BTW, my JJ winnings just arrived tonite and they are awesome!! Can’t wait to play frisbee tomorrow nite after work!! And, I will try to throw longer than 30 feet!!

    JJ, did you get the pics of Teka? I sent them to pictures at JJ. Just wondered??
    Take Care!!


  3. Tiffie says:

    Around 1:40 (something) in the afternoon, EST; I was going 35mph down the road & watched a “mangy, rat-faced, no-good, low-life, beady-eyed, scum-sucking, squirrel” run directly in the middle of the road. I didn’t have time to think before… long squirrel! I looked in my rear view mirror to see if “anything” was left. I didn’t see a thing. So either it magically disappeared in the magical manhole OR it went “bye-bye”. Either way, I never intentionally meant to harm the “mangy, rat-faced, no-good, low-life, beady-eyed, scum-sucking, squirrel”, your honour! 😀 That’s my story & I’m sticking to it!


    • Rhonda says:

      Tiffie, it’s funny…your post reminds me of the Geico commercial with the high fiving squirrels…lol…but the same thing happened to me before. I tried to slow down but it’s like the squirrel was drawn to my car. I looked back in my rear view mirror and I didn’t see anything. I actually checked underneath my car and all the way around it once I got home. I still don’t know what happened to it or where it went. what get’s me is when they scramble in the middle of the road daring you to pass by. I say to myself, “Look!…my car is way bigger than you are, so get out of the road”…

  4. Rhonda says:

    Oh no!…not the apples too. Bad bad squirrel. Jenny’s on a war path now, watch out. She’s giving you fair warning. A funny one at that…lol…
    Serious note…
    I hate’em too and I can feel your frustration, because we’ve had to deal with’em being bad and destroying things too. I wish you would try the pie tins. My grandmother had them on her trees and plants and look I searched and this tells you how to place’em in your trees. It’s just an idea. I hope you think about it, because you can’t let these squirrels take over. It makes me sad because you use your fruit for your recipes. I would hate’em too…
    How to Keep Squirrels and Birds From Eating an Apple Tree

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