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New Year’s Resolutions

Well, it  didn’t take me long to disappoint myself in 2012. We’re only five days in and I’ve broken most of my New Year’s Resolutions. Let’s review:

1) EAT LESS SWEETS, EVEN IF I BAKE THEM MYSELF. (I’m still eating my leftover Christmas cookies and refuse to stop until they’re gone)

2) WALK MORE DAYS PER WEEK THAN ONE. (I haven’t walked yet this week. I’m afraid if I leave the house someone will take my Christmas cookies)


4) ACCEPT THAT NO WOMAN OVER SIXTY SHOULD WEAR PIGTAILS. (or clothes from the drugstore either, but I do both, so what? —  other people should mind their own beeswax)

5) FINISH MY COOKBOOK BEFORE SUMMER. (I have to taste all the food, I won’t have time to walk, and I’ll be at my computer until summer… in my pigtails and drug store clothes!)

I hope I’m not the only one who couldn’t make it through the first week without crumbling like a six-month old pfeffernusse.

14 Responses

  1. Heather says:

    Haaahaha, your too funny! Drugstore clothes, lol!

  2. I wrote in my christmas cards my christmas wish for everyone this year “May your troubles last only as long as most peoples New Years resolutions!”

    I am awful when it comes to keeping my resolutions…except for smoking and I that was my resolution 5 years ago. years smoking free! 🙂

  3. sue says:

    Jenny, I love your resolutions, I am just as bad!!! 🙂

  4. Monica says:

    I love your sense of humor! Thanks for the chuckle 🙂

  5. Roll Dog says:

    This year, I hope to open more and gain confidence. I want to not care about what other people think of me. I also want to work hard.

  6. Heather says:

    LOL Good for you Jenny! I say enjoy your cookies, wear your drug store clothes….with your pigtails on the computer. I say you need a picture of you doing all the above. haha

  7. Rhonda says:

    Mine are to pay bills on time. I hate bill paying but it has to be done. Another one is to save more money. I usually do well with that one so I added it again this year. Another one is to be on time for work. During the holidays I was late 3 times in 2 week, so I don’t want to be a day late for the new year. I’ve cut it close so far with that one. Oops, gotta run or that one will be out the window…lol…
    Oh and Jenny I agree with your #4. Yes people should mind their own beewaxs. You look cute with pigtails and I’m sure you do to MrsNews 🙂

  8. RUDY says:

    Hey Jenny!

    You are missed on TV, nice to find you here.
    I would like to know how you feel about plastic surgery and have you had any?
    I’m considering going through with major surgery in the next 2 month.


  9. MrsNews says:

    Jenny Jenny,

    I always break my resolutions on Jan 1st then I have the rest of the year to enjoy until the next New Year!
    Mine was less time on FaceBook and no Diet Pop…that lasted unitl I got out of bed Jan 1st.
    I am 58 and I wore pigtails to a party 2 months ago and everyone loved them. It is a good look for us old ladies
    AND if you are still eating Christmas cookies I think you have done Great to make them last that long!
    Drug store clothes rock!!

  10. marty says:

    Its a good thing you don’t smoke or drink cause you probably wouldn’t give those up either.

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