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Real parsley earrings

I’ve saved every earring since 1983
Can you guess what the total might be?
I have gold-dipped parsley, even my birthstone
Suppose you can guess how many I own?

Oh earrings of mine, I can’t let you go
Especially the ones that sparkle and glow
Some are loud, some long enough to trip on
One was so huge it had to be a clip on.

I’m ready to send you a Visa gift card
To win a hundred simoleons, it’s not very hard
Pick the right number, hit “submit” to send
You’ll know if you won by work week’s end.

Without going over, come closest to how many
One guess per person. Yours truly, Jenny. 🙂

31 Responses

  1. Theresa McKeeman says:

    Let me try this again….53 pair is my guess…

  2. Jennifer says:

    I can only imagine!! I’m going to guess……..278

  3. MrsNews says:

    I’m thinking $100 could buy a lot of yarn…..crossing my fingers!!!



  4. Carol says:

    Greetings from London, Ontario. I hope you have 549. Have a great day.

  5. shelly lane says:

    my guess is hmmmmm–let’s say 6 pairs a month x 12 months=72 a year
    72 a year x 28 years= 2016!!?? that is my guess

  6. Marinka says:

    I’ll go with 432

  7. Linda says:

    My guess is 340 🙂

  8. Roxanne says:

    1,000 pairs.

  9. R Hicks says:

    I guess 495
    ardy22 at earthlink dot net

  10. Diana says:

    333 🙂 🙂 🙂

  11. William says:

    I guess 398.

  12. Joe Macaluso says:

    My guess is 619.

  13. addrienne mertens says:

    ur funny!

    uhh how bout 225?

    and u counted them..include absolute pairs..not mismatched? hehe =)

  14. Florencia Garcia says:

    Aww man 1983 Jenny? This is a toughie! I’ll have to say 375!

  15. sue says:

    I will say 600 ??


  16. Monica says:

    My guess is 743

  17. Jamie says:

    I say 365.

  18. Tara says:

    500 is my guess

  19. Theresa McKeeman says:

    Hi Jenny, Enjoy your blog very much.. My guess is 628 pairs.
    A dedacated Canadian Fan..

  20. Rhonda says:

    My guess is 145

  21. marty says:

    Hey J.J. My guess is 522

  22. MrsNews says:


    You look so young! I want you to come to the MidWest and hang with me sometime!!



  23. Becky says:

    Hi Jenny! My guess is 334.

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