REWARD $10,000 FOR CAPTURE
Listen to me you little punk. If I catch you even glancing at my apple tree, you’re dead. Like a flat skunk on the side of the road: dead. Like Osama Bin Laden: dead. Like Arnold Schwarzeneggar’s marriage: dead. Do you feel me?
See this picture?
There are seven apples on this branch. The day I see six, I will hunt you down like a menopausal maniac. You’d better watch your back.
You still got it going on Jenny!! You are so funny!!
I’ve contacted PETA.
Gee Jenny I always thought you were such a nice person I say get a cat.
Too funny!! 🙂 My two siberian’s, Teka and Kya, know how to get rid of them!!
Thanks for the laugh 🙂 And to the squirrels, I would take her seriously!! She means business!!
If that is “Rocky” he better start calling for “Bullwinkle” soon for help…lol 😉
Great comment Becky!…lol…
LOL…Jenny breaking bad and sending a good message to these varmints and I have to say I don’t blame you. Want me to ship you a cat who loves squirrels? They do a good job keeping the squirrels away here. Just thought I would make you an offer 😉
Heck, keep the reward I don’t care for squirrel anyway. Protect those apples from those rodent thieves, Jenny…
Oh and Jenny, thanks for the laugh. It was hilarious…lol…
You crack me up!!!! Should I come out there and catch the little bugger for you? haha I vote that someday you should have a cooking class with some of us regular bloggers on here with those apples. YUMMMMMMMMMMMMM Thanks Jenny for the laugh for the day.
You are so funny! I love checking your blog for my daily laugh. 🙂