
Seriously, take away those ears and it’s a rodent. … with really soft fuzzy fur… No! I must remember to hate this rabbit. I wonder what he’s thinking? (“Jenny’s a little late with the tomatoes this year. And she thinks it was the squirrel!”)


Seriously, take away those ears and it’s a rodent. … with really soft fuzzy fur… No! I must remember to hate this rabbit. I wonder what he’s thinking? (“Jenny’s a little late with the tomatoes this year. And she thinks it was the squirrel!”)

It turned out that Miss Cleo’s real name was Youree Harris and she had never been to Jamaica. So the name was fake and so was the accent. But she was good! Before things went awry, Miss Cleo was a guest on my show and did some readings for the audience. Click here to see.
Only one person guessed all four real pears so the other two prizes will go to the first people who got three out of four. I know this was not easy, in fact when I was handling the pears, I had to tap them to make sure I remembered which ones were real. The real pears were 1 – 3 – 4 – 8.
So here’s who won…
The only person to guess all four real pears was Jason! Good eye or lucky guess!!
The first two people to guess three out of four were Josh and Dan! (both guessed 1–4-7-8)
Congratulations, guys and I hope you enjoy your show memorabilia. My thanks to everyone for playing. This was lots of fun. We’ll do it again.
UPDATE: We just heard from Jason and he sent us his picture…
Jason is from Austin, Texas. He directs creative & product development for a home fragrance line (Seda France).
“I was a big fan of Jenny’s show, and I really love the recipes and cooking videos she posts now – I’m always learning new things from Jenny! Thanks again!”
And winner, Josh, has been a long-time visitor to my website so it’s great that he won today, too.
Tue., March 13th CONTEST UPDATE…. We’re halfway through the contest and here’s where things stand: Of 37 entries, only one person has guessed all four real pears and seven people have guessed three correct pears out of four. Of those seven, four of the entries are exactly the same. So as of this update, you are all welcome to make a second guess.
I just uncovered some Jenny Jones Show promotional items and thought someone might like to have them. If you’d like the items in the photo, there’s only one way to get them: it’s a contest! To receive the Jenny Jones fleece zip-up, baseball cap, mug, teddy bear & keychain (I have three sets to give away), all you have to do is guess which pears in the photo below are real and which ones are ceramic. Here’s a clue: four are real and six are ceramic. Pick the four real ones and you win. One guess per person; contest ends Thursday. Which four pears are real? Enter your guesses in the comments below.
Good luck!
An Ohio church is offering a drive-thru Ash Wednesday blessing for parishioners who might be pressed for time. What’s next… confessions on twitter?
A woman in Philadelphia dubbed the “Black Madam” was arrested recently at a so-called “pumping party” where she was about to perform illegal butt injections. All those stupid enough to participate didn’t realize you can obtain the same result by eating doughnuts.
The Six Billion Dollar Man (CSI creator Anthony Zuiker) is in divorce court hell. His soon-to-be ex-wife may be getting $443,528 a month. All that CSI equipment can’t seem to find evidence of a prenup.
A man in a wheelchair was arrested after robbing a convenience store in Florida. He took a 12-pack of beer and made his getaway but got stuck in the sand behind the store. Police found him there, in his wheelchair, drinking a Bud Light. I’m guessing this was the second 12-pack of the day.
Snooki is pregnant! This pregnancy is going to require a lot of money… unless they sell bulk paternity tests at Costco.
Look what I got for Valentine’s Day!
He loves me.
I know he does because…
1) He takes out the trash.
2) I went to the mall once without my wallet and he drove there and rendezvous’d with me in the parking lot, handed me my wallet, and drove home.
3) He’s not afraid of big spiders.
That’s all I need… and the chocolates.
February is Black History Month – a good time to recognize just some of the things we take for granted every day that were invented by black people:
Air conditioning
Blood bank
Carbon-filament light bulb
Cell phone
Clothes dryer
Doorknob
Elevator
Fire escape ladder
Fire extinguisher
First open heart surgery
Fitted sheet
Folding chair
Fountain pen
Gas mask
Golf tee
Guitar
Hairbrush
Horseshoe
Internal combustion engine
Ironing board
Key chain
Lawn mower
Lock
Mailbox
Peanut butter
Pencil sharpener
Potato chips
Printing press
Railroad switch
Refrigerator
Rotary engine
Scaffolding
Spark plug
Spring seat for cars
Stethoscope
Street sweeper
Traffic light
Typewriter
My man, Denis, has been the love of my life for over 25 years but if the house caught on fire and I had to run back in to save just one thing, Denis would have to find his own way out. I would save my iPad! I love love my iPad! I take it everywhere I go – I even take it to bed to read or play games. I’ve been looking for a carrying case since I won’t ever leave it in the car but nothing came with a shoulder strap. So I decided to make one.
I went to Jo-Ann Fabrics last night and bought some reversible quilted material (cost: $4.66) and spent about 45 minutes to put it together. The wide strap is comfortable and now I can take my iPad everywhere I go and never have to leave it in the car. I left Denis in the car once but I was mad at him. Served him right. 😉